dream guy
ceh what dream guy, dream guy?
no dream guy...
such thing don't exist... ok, go away now...
lagi kite mcm ade list ntok dream guy, lagi susah nk dapat...
kalo kite nk cm bajet ar.. dlm list tu semua kite letak yg kite tak ske, spaya dapat, pn jgn harap dapat...
ingt ape?
hahaha pessimist brain is working again...
tak kisah la..
aku bukan nk ckp psl tu pn sbenarnye..
tau tak...
sekarang ni kn musim raya, pahtu, pahtu gi la menziarahi sanak saudara, semua..
semalam aku ziarah baby sitter aku dulu..
rase mcm teringat kisah lalu..
anak first dy da nk kawen, bulan 11 ni..
n dorang asek tnye bende yg bosan je..
ank first dy tu tnye aku, "eh, sarah, tak g raye rumah bf ke?"
n aku jwb, "bf takde,so tak raya.."
n dy kate, "eh, tp dlm fb tu?"
n aku jwb lagi smbl terkejut, "oh, tu...takde pape...hehe"
n mak aku cover kate..
"kalo dy ade, takde la setiap hari tnye kat mami.. 'mami nape takde orang melayu pndg sarah, nape asek negro je...' "
dlm hati aku, 'eh eh mak aku ni, memalukan aku lak'
pahtu aku cepat2 ckp, "ne ade mcm tu, mane sarah ade ckp cmtu, tipu, tipu"
and things could not have been worst coz kawan lame aku dtg lak dgn mak bpk n kakak dy yg baru kawen thn lepas kot skali...
[dulu dy jiran penjage aku tu.. dulu dorang duduk pga, skang 2-2 da pindah baiduri]
dia lak tnye aku psl bf..
pe masalah korang ni???
adeh, dy pn da ade gak....
pahtu mak dy tnye aku, "sarah da ade kawan jgk???"
aku cm.. "err... kawan byk... "kawan?" takde.."
pahtu aku pndg tmpat lain...
seolah2 nyayi "lalala~~"
c'mon umur aku baru 20... don't pressure me man!!
adui...
eleh mase umur 16 thn tu aku kecik lagi, mane aku sgke 21thn tu muda lagi, bg aku tu da cukup tua da ntok kawen...
pahtu mak aku ckp psl masak kat dapur tu cm big deal sgt..
dy cite kat dorang sume kate "ko nk kawen cne kak? dapur pn ko tak msk.... atleast blaja ar msk yg senang2 skeyt..."
n i was like 'stop embarrassing me mum...'
but no, she didn't take the hint..
she's actually enjoying it.
enjoying making fun of me...
arrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!
well,well, i dunno...
now aku lak memalukan diri aku kat blog aku..
haha ala, bukan orang baca pn..
huhuhu
okla, aku come clean.
laki yg aku penah ade "in relationship with..."
tu, tu berlakon je la..
saje je, nk tgk best ke tak ade perkataan tu kat profile aku..
bukan betol2 pn, men2 je...
aku ingtkn org tak prasan...skali bebudak kolej sume tnye psl bnd tu..
sampai mkck aku pn tau..
terpaksa aku benti berlakon...
jadi single blk...
then aku wat 'in relationship with.."
kannmani..
mak aku nmpk, kate nmpk cm lesbian n lesbian is a common thing in Malaysia..
then aku tukar jadi single blk..
aduh, tangent btol...
ok, ok skarang aku SINGLE ok,
and AVAILABLE.
sape nk ngorat aku, cepat dtg jumpe aku...
hahahahahaha
psl dream guy,
ofcoz ade, ofcoz byk yg aku nk in a dream guy...
ni 3 yg plng penting...:
1. Good looks.
2. Great personality.
3. Open minded, not narrow minded. [tp takde la open minded smpai minum arak pn tak kisah, open minded, tp still tau limit2 agama...] [ROCK TAPI ALIM ;) ]
got what it takes? come ngorat me.. hahahahahahaha
no dream guy...
such thing don't exist... ok, go away now...
lagi kite mcm ade list ntok dream guy, lagi susah nk dapat...
kalo kite nk cm bajet ar.. dlm list tu semua kite letak yg kite tak ske, spaya dapat, pn jgn harap dapat...
ingt ape?
hahaha pessimist brain is working again...
tak kisah la..
aku bukan nk ckp psl tu pn sbenarnye..
tau tak...
sekarang ni kn musim raya, pahtu, pahtu gi la menziarahi sanak saudara, semua..
semalam aku ziarah baby sitter aku dulu..
rase mcm teringat kisah lalu..
anak first dy da nk kawen, bulan 11 ni..
n dorang asek tnye bende yg bosan je..
ank first dy tu tnye aku, "eh, sarah, tak g raye rumah bf ke?"
n aku jwb, "bf takde,so tak raya.."
n dy kate, "eh, tp dlm fb tu?"
n aku jwb lagi smbl terkejut, "oh, tu...takde pape...hehe"
n mak aku cover kate..
"kalo dy ade, takde la setiap hari tnye kat mami.. 'mami nape takde orang melayu pndg sarah, nape asek negro je...' "
dlm hati aku, 'eh eh mak aku ni, memalukan aku lak'
pahtu aku cepat2 ckp, "ne ade mcm tu, mane sarah ade ckp cmtu, tipu, tipu"
and things could not have been worst coz kawan lame aku dtg lak dgn mak bpk n kakak dy yg baru kawen thn lepas kot skali...
[dulu dy jiran penjage aku tu.. dulu dorang duduk pga, skang 2-2 da pindah baiduri]
dia lak tnye aku psl bf..
pe masalah korang ni???
adeh, dy pn da ade gak....
pahtu mak dy tnye aku, "sarah da ade kawan jgk???"
aku cm.. "err... kawan byk... "kawan?" takde.."
pahtu aku pndg tmpat lain...
seolah2 nyayi "lalala~~"
c'mon umur aku baru 20... don't pressure me man!!
adui...
eleh mase umur 16 thn tu aku kecik lagi, mane aku sgke 21thn tu muda lagi, bg aku tu da cukup tua da ntok kawen...
pahtu mak aku ckp psl masak kat dapur tu cm big deal sgt..
dy cite kat dorang sume kate "ko nk kawen cne kak? dapur pn ko tak msk.... atleast blaja ar msk yg senang2 skeyt..."
n i was like 'stop embarrassing me mum...'
but no, she didn't take the hint..
she's actually enjoying it.
enjoying making fun of me...
arrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!
well,well, i dunno...
now aku lak memalukan diri aku kat blog aku..
haha ala, bukan orang baca pn..
huhuhu
okla, aku come clean.
laki yg aku penah ade "in relationship with..."
tu, tu berlakon je la..
saje je, nk tgk best ke tak ade perkataan tu kat profile aku..
bukan betol2 pn, men2 je...
aku ingtkn org tak prasan...skali bebudak kolej sume tnye psl bnd tu..
sampai mkck aku pn tau..
terpaksa aku benti berlakon...
jadi single blk...
then aku wat 'in relationship with.."
kannmani..
mak aku nmpk, kate nmpk cm lesbian n lesbian is a common thing in Malaysia..
then aku tukar jadi single blk..
aduh, tangent btol...
ok, ok skarang aku SINGLE ok,
and AVAILABLE.
sape nk ngorat aku, cepat dtg jumpe aku...
hahahahahaha
psl dream guy,
ofcoz ade, ofcoz byk yg aku nk in a dream guy...
ni 3 yg plng penting...:
1. Good looks.
2. Great personality.
3. Open minded, not narrow minded. [tp takde la open minded smpai minum arak pn tak kisah, open minded, tp still tau limit2 agama...] [ROCK TAPI ALIM ;) ]
got what it takes? come ngorat me.. hahahahahahaha
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